I recently purchased adobe creative cloud for the amazing cost of about $21, a sum I should really invest at the gym. After messing around with photoshop and even sending a professor a picture I photoshopped of her with a pair of pygmy marmosets (finger monkeys!), I decided to spend some time with adobe audition. I have been able to composite a pile of sounds into a series of multitracks ranging from forty-five seconds to nearly two minutes. Do they sound amazing? Probably not.
As a poet of lyrical poetry, I would love to expand my skillset and turn my rambles on paper into smooth songs. The kind of songs I would listen to and maybe even sing along. In the meantime, I have grown increasingly attracted to the idea of creating creepy audio files to disturb those around me. I do not apologize for my actions and I hope to continue to expand my skillset as I create an episodic series of the strange beings around me.
confessions of a con artist 